larrystylinsonisrealasmyass:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

NO MORE SMUT!!

(via llpayne)

nepetaquest:

arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

• their initial offer is too low
• possible unnecessary ad space
• stricter regulations

arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

• “TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”
• “NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”
• “FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

(via l-aughterr)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via llpayne)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via llpayne)

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

(via llpayne)

queenkickass:

i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet

like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again

but then they respond and it’s like i come running in HI HI HOW WAS YOUR DAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK I LOVE YOU 

(Source: scaredyqueen, via isthishowthebookends)

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

(Source: buttcaek, via theslothsareinthetardis)

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

(via mrshorandoesntsharefood)